One-eyed Ninja

I've always been a ninja kinda guy in the epic Pirate vs. Ninja debate. Since losing my eye I've been forced onto the pirate side. Well, no more. Here is evidence of a one-eyed ninja. They do exist, and not just in old-school Japanese Kung Fu movies.

One-eyed Nebula

This stellar eye-ball is the planetary nebula K 4-55

One-eyed Sunglasses

Now friends, if you find yourself asking the question, 'Who on earth would ever wear these windshield sunglasses?' just remember those girls you see walking around in their Ugg boots, carrying over-sized purses, and wearing Bump-its in their hair.

(props)

One-eyed Hair band

One-eyed rug

Found this little treat at a store in Cincinnati, pretty awesome stuff. I think a treasure map rug completes the Feng Shui in any room.

One-eyed Katy Perry?

So I kinda lied. Katy Perry isn't one-eyed. But the background of this picture is! This photo was taken at Jean Charles Castelbejac's fashion show in Paris a few days ago. I guess this guys new line is about Pirates, Parrots and Paradise. And patches.

One-eyed Deathstroke

Here we have our first one-eyed ninja. I've always been a ninja guy, but since I lost my eye I feel like I've been forced into the pirate life. I digress. This ninja badass is Deathstroke, sometimes seen with a one-eyed mask, or with a patch.

Little hint for all you gamers. Deathstroke is the best/my favorite character to play with in the new-ish DC vs. Mortal Kombat video game. Awesome double sword attacks.

One-eyed weasel

This furry weasel is Buck, the one-eyed dino hunter from Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. I haven't seen the third installment (because it was in 3-D), but I enjoyed the first two. Guess this is another I have to add to my queue.

One-eyed bad guy

This creepy fellow right here is Benedict, the bad guy from the great Schwarzenneger flick Last Action Hero. The Governator saves some lives when he finds a fake eye with a smiley face on it and discovers it's a bomb. I hope airlines don't ever ask me to take out my eye because they suspect it's a bomb. That would be weird.

One-eyed bubble gum

If you played baseball as a kid you know exactly who this guy is. Cyclops and friends would like to introduce Bazooka Joe, the most badass bubble gum dude ever. I bet if I found my bat-bag in the garage there would be some old Bazooka Joe comics in their somewhere.

Good shit. Welcome to the club Joe.

More Disney animated One-eyed

Now folks, if you don't know what film this is from, I pity you. Disney's Treasure Planet was and still is a highly underrated movie. This one-eyed is a cyborg, space pirateship cook named John Silver. Watch out for him. He's deceiving.

One-eyed god

Literally. This is a statue of the Norse god Odin. He's a pretty big badass. He's the ruler of the god village. Basically Zeus, but instead of lighting bolts, he has a giant spear and a horse.

Double 0 One-eye

This guy is from the Bond film, Thunderball (one of the best Bond movies ever). He's the supervillain who stole 2 nuclear bombs and tries to blackmail the world. Too bad Bond, James Bond takes him down. Not to mention, Sean Connery was Bond in that movie.

One-eyed super-babe

Angelina Jolie. Holy mother of all things beautiful. Even in an eye-patch you can stop a man's heart. I don't know if anyone sexier has ever strapped on an eye-patch. I'm glad her role in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow required a patch.