One-eyed Ninja

I've always been a ninja kinda guy in the epic Pirate vs. Ninja debate. Since losing my eye I've been forced onto the pirate side. Well, no more. Here is evidence of a one-eyed ninja. They do exist, and not just in old-school Japanese Kung Fu movies.

One-eyed Nebula

This stellar eye-ball is the planetary nebula K 4-55

One-eyed Sunglasses

Now friends, if you find yourself asking the question, 'Who on earth would ever wear these windshield sunglasses?' just remember those girls you see walking around in their Ugg boots, carrying over-sized purses, and wearing Bump-its in their hair.

(props)

One-eyed Hair band

One-eyed rug

Found this little treat at a store in Cincinnati, pretty awesome stuff. I think a treasure map rug completes the Feng Shui in any room.

One-eyed Katy Perry?

So I kinda lied. Katy Perry isn't one-eyed. But the background of this picture is! This photo was taken at Jean Charles Castelbejac's fashion show in Paris a few days ago. I guess this guys new line is about Pirates, Parrots and Paradise. And patches.

One-eyed Deathstroke

Here we have our first one-eyed ninja. I've always been a ninja guy, but since I lost my eye I feel like I've been forced into the pirate life. I digress. This ninja badass is Deathstroke, sometimes seen with a one-eyed mask, or with a patch.

Little hint for all you gamers. Deathstroke is the best/my favorite character to play with in the new-ish DC vs. Mortal Kombat video game. Awesome double sword attacks.

One-eyed weasel

This furry weasel is Buck, the one-eyed dino hunter from Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. I haven't seen the third installment (because it was in 3-D), but I enjoyed the first two. Guess this is another I have to add to my queue.

One-eyed bad guy

This creepy fellow right here is Benedict, the bad guy from the great Schwarzenneger flick Last Action Hero. The Governator saves some lives when he finds a fake eye with a smiley face on it and discovers it's a bomb. I hope airlines don't ever ask me to take out my eye because they suspect it's a bomb. That would be weird.

One-eyed bubble gum

If you played baseball as a kid you know exactly who this guy is. Cyclops and friends would like to introduce Bazooka Joe, the most badass bubble gum dude ever. I bet if I found my bat-bag in the garage there would be some old Bazooka Joe comics in their somewhere.

Good shit. Welcome to the club Joe.

More Disney animated One-eyed

Now folks, if you don't know what film this is from, I pity you. Disney's Treasure Planet was and still is a highly underrated movie. This one-eyed is a cyborg, space pirateship cook named John Silver. Watch out for him. He's deceiving.

One-eyed god

Literally. This is a statue of the Norse god Odin. He's a pretty big badass. He's the ruler of the god village. Basically Zeus, but instead of lighting bolts, he has a giant spear and a horse.

Double 0 One-eye

This guy is from the Bond film, Thunderball (one of the best Bond movies ever). He's the supervillain who stole 2 nuclear bombs and tries to blackmail the world. Too bad Bond, James Bond takes him down. Not to mention, Sean Connery was Bond in that movie.

One-eyed super-babe

Angelina Jolie. Holy mother of all things beautiful. Even in an eye-patch you can stop a man's heart. I don't know if anyone sexier has ever strapped on an eye-patch. I'm glad her role in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow required a patch.

One-eyed cat

When I first found this I couldn't believe it. What kind of crazy cat lady would spend thousands of dollars on a prosthetic eye for their cat? Were other kitties picking on him at lunch time?

Seriously, I love my cat, but after I dropped a few hundred dollars on vet bills, I'm done. No fake eye for Jodi.

Still can't believe this is real.

'They Call Her One Eye'

Friends, I have no idea what this is. I'm a little worried because, all though my friends occasionally call me One-eye, they would think twice about doing it if I had a shotgun in my hands.

One-eyed toilet art

Found this strange portrayal of a one-eyed rabbit on Ask a urinal, a ridiculous blog I found recently. I think it's a euphemism for something.

One-eyed Bowie

Bowie is a poser. He has two eyes. He just knew that the eye-patch is just as awesome as any other fashion accessory. I'll allow it since hes an icon, but he's still two-eyed.

Which one-eye

So there isn't anything definitive yet on my theory of which eye is lost/patched. So the current count is 13 left eyes missing to 11 right eyes missing. Despite these numbers, I'm still thinking the left eye is the more popular one to lose.

One-eyed protection

I'll say, if I stepped into the batter's box and saw a catcher wearing this mask, I'd quickly be more scared of him than the pitcher.

One-eyed primetime TV

This is the One-eyed Mailman Willie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I''ve seen the show a few times, it's funny, maybe some day I'll check it out on DVD.

One-eyed Hoff

The Hoff. Instead of cuddling puppies, he's toting big guns and an eye-patch as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Rumor has it this role might be in the works again around Hollywood. Wonder if The Hoff has a shot at the job?


The Hoff and his famous ride KITT. That's a nice one-eyed Camaro sir. And an even better thumb up.

One-eyed Colleges

bI know these are somewhat random colleges, so if you know any 'high-profile' schools rocking a patch, send em my way. This top one is the sports logo for Hampton U. in Hampton, VA. The bottom logo is for Eastern Carolina University in East Carolina.

One-eyed Snake

This, right here? This is Kurt Russel as Snake Plisskin a series of escapes. (Escape from New York, Escape from L.A., Escape from Earth)

I don't think I've seen the movies, but it's Kurt Russel with guns. It's gotta be awesome, and now part of my Netflix queue.

One-eyed skull

I don't even know what this is. Looks to me like an absolutely absurd, one-eyed fossil. Must be something the National Enquirer dug up.

One-eyed Lego

Now, I understand that a solid majority of patch wearers are pirates. But this little pirate is special. He's wearing a paint patch.

One-eyed Goodman

Jon Goodman donning a white patch in the classic movie O Brother Where Art Thou? He played the scam artist 'Big Dan' Teague. Great flick. Even better soundtrack.

One-eyed Street Fighter

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This Street Fighter is Sagat, from the original Street Fighter video games. I never really played with Sagat, I was more of a a Vega fan.

Either way, Mortal Kombat was better.

Patched relationship

This caused some controversy not too long after Chris Brown allegedly beat down Rihanna. She wore a patch during a concert and the media assumed she had it on to cover some bruises.

Eat it media. Even two-eyed people embrace the monocular life sometimes.

One-eyed pencil stache

This animated guy right here is Phil Ken Sebben, voiced by Stephen Colbert, the president of a law firm in Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

One-eyed love

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One-eyed Rat Pack

My main man, Sammy Davis Jr. of the Rat Pack. Homeboy lost his eye in a car accident. If you guys don't know about the life of Sammy Davis you should check him out, really a classy human being. Not to mention, half Puertorican.

Apparently Humphrey Bogart told Sammy, ‘If you want to make it in this business kid… get rid of the eye patch.’ I guess it can be kinda intimidating in everyday life.

One-eyed Simpsons

Aliens do exist. Just ask Maggie, Lisa, Bart, Marge and Homer. These space invaders, Kang and Kodos, are regulars on the Simpsons Halloween specials, Treehouse of Horror. And if you're wondering, no, I can't tell them apart.

Cycloptic frames

These are some crazy one-eyed glasses right here. Props goes to some artist named Jaime Pitarch for doing his/her part in fighting the one-eyed fight.

Hans Solo-eyed

What's up R2? What's the weather like in A Galaxy Far, Far Away?

More Disney animated One-eyes

This guy is Agent Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch. Haven't seen the movie in years, so I'm not really sure what he does. He looks funny though.











Sorry for the terrible picture, but this is Auto, the autopilot steering wheel from Wall-E.

One-eyed animated babe

Here's another contestant in the one-eyed hotness competition - Leela from the TV series Futurama. I must say, her hair color is pretty incredible.

Governator One-eyed

This is some combo one-eyed goodness. Part Terminator, part Schwarzenegger, part Governor. It's not my favorite Arnold movie. I prefer Last Action Hero, or Kindergarten Cop.

Number Two, One-eyed

His name, is Number 2, and he was Dr. Evil's sidekick bitch in the Austin Powers movies.

One-eyed Royalty

Here we have pocket one-eyed Jacks. Tricky hand. Not quite good enough for most poker tables. But, if you're playing Black Jack, you better split those fools and bring home the cheddar.

One-eyed 3-D glasses

This might be the coolest thing I have ever seen in my one-eyed life. I've realized there are only two things that I can't do with one eye: military service, and watch 3-D movies. Only problem is, with this pair I wouldn't be able to see anything. I'll just wear them upside down.



(props)

Intergalactic One-eyed

Some where over the Reading Rainbow, in a galaxy far, far, away, LeVar Burton was Geordi La Forge in Star Trek: The Next Generation. I've never seen the show, so I have no idea what that contraption on his head is. I should ask my dad.

'He was a....'

This cute and fuzzy guy is THE One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater. He's pretty awesome I must say. They say Unicorn's are the coolest mythical creature, but I've got this guy at #2, behind the Chupacabra.

My one-I.D.

That's right, that's me. The loss of my eye, as captured by my student I.D. was funny enough for College Humor. N.B.D.

Recently the school has required us to wear these I.D.'s at all times when in the building. The newest students catch a glance of it and always get this really puzzled looks on their faces.

Lethal One-eyed

She could be one of the sexiest one-eyeds out there. Here's Darryl Hannah as Elle Driver, a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad in Kill Bill. She had this evil whistle as she was on her way to make a kill. Either way, she's a fox.

Here's a soundbite of the whistle if you've forgotten.