Wednesday, September 30, 2009

One-eyed cat


When I first found this I couldn't believe it. What kind of crazy cat lady would spend thousands of dollars on a prosthetic eye for their cat? Were other kitties picking on him at lunch time?

Seriously, I love my cat, but after I dropped a few hundred dollars on vet bills, I'm done. No fake eye for Jodi.

Still can't believe this is real.

'They Call Her One Eye'


Friends, I have no idea what this is. I'm a little worried because, all though my friends occasionally call me One-eye, they would think twice about doing it if I had a shotgun in my hands.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

One-eyed toilet art


Found this strange portrayal of a one-eyed rabbit on Ask a urinal, a ridiculous blog I found recently. I think it's a euphemism for something.

One-eyed Bowie


Bowie is a poser. He has two eyes. He just knew that the eye-patch is just as awesome as any other fashion accessory. I'll allow it since hes an icon, but he's still two-eyed.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Which one-eye

So there isn't anything definitive yet on my theory of which eye is lost/patched. So the current count is 13 left eyes missing to 11 right eyes missing. Despite these numbers, I'm still thinking the left eye is the more popular one to lose.

One-eyed protection


I'll say, if I stepped into the batter's box and saw a catcher wearing this mask, I'd quickly be more scared of him than the pitcher.

One-eyed primetime TV


This is the One-eyed Mailman Willie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I''ve seen the show a few times, it's funny, maybe some day I'll check it out on DVD.